Cup RACE thread --- Pocono

[TexasRaceLady]

One good thing, not much going on means the booth can't go full gerbil on us.

 

[jaqua19]

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Ranch is best with everything.

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[jaqua19]

One good thing, not much going on means the booth can't go full gerbil on us.

They've been going full gerbil.

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[Dr_B_UNC]

Ranch is best with everything.

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A fellow person of taste I see.

 

[jws926]

And another car goes around

 

[jaqua19]

NBC's broadcast is a disaster.

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[Dr_B_UNC]

One good thing, not much going on means the booth can't go full gerbil on us.

Au contraire, nothing going on means gerbils have to try and compensate.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Ranch is best with everything.

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Just the thing when you're out of Fix-A-Flat or Flex-Seal. Repels aphids and tobacco cut worms. Cures mange, hoof and mouth, and feline distemper.

 

[Get That 88 Up There !!]

NBC’s broadcast is both the best and worst at the same time

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

Just the thing when you're out of Fix-A-Flat or Flex-Seal.

Mreh, good ranch isn’t viscous enough to be useful.

 

[jws926]

So @Dr_B_UNC , ya just gonna ignore me like that

 

[wi_racefan]

NBC's broadcast is a disaster.

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Don't have much to work with today

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[jaqua19]

A fellow person of taste I see.

When I was 16, I worked at Chuck E Cheese and had one particular shift where I was proclaiming my love for that godly necter.

A coworker of mine "dared" me to drink an entire ramican (basically 3 or 4 tablespoons...a small amount) of ranch.

I was baffled, as I made it clear I love ranch, and to my knowledge, it's a pretty damn commonly well liked condiment.

In any event, I slurped up the ranch, and watch my coworker disgustingly shout "ahhh, eww! Ehh!"



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[acmerocket]

hey,iam calling about your car warranty.

 

[mkline]

All this talk of food has me running to the fridge!

 

[jaqua19]

LOL the 18 pit crew.

What even is that. A 5 second 4 tire spot?

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[BobbyFord]

I’ve never eaten chicken tenders or McNuggets.
Wings, bone-in, not breaded, fried in peanut oil, not baked.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

hey,iam calling about your car warranty.

Oh, have you found it? The judge told me it was still in impound.

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

Not so fast hoss!, whats your uh dip of choice for chicken tenders ?

Shocker alert: I don’t really like tenders. But when I do, I drown that s*** in ranch to hide it. Here’s my man card.

 

[StandOnIt]

They've been going full gerbil.

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Yapping about non existant strategy for the last 5 minutes.. another headache coming on, I have already turned the sound down. Damn they are terrible.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

hey,iam calling about your car warranty.

Those calls just tickle me. My car is 12 years old. So I ask them if they'll give me a warranty. LOL

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Yapping about non existant strategy for the last 5 minutes.. another headache coming on, I have already turned the sound down. Damn they are terrible.

Mute is your friend. Mine is worn enough for the print on it to be almost invisible.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Rain on the way. That ought to spice things up a bit.

 

[aunty dive]

Those calls just tickle me. My car is 12 years old. So I ask them if they'll give me a warranty. LOL

Is Town Caritis covered by their warranty?

 

[jaqua19]

The only other card who could match the 18 in pace just can't get the track position.

Track position is worth billions.

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[TexasRaceLady]

Is Town Caritis covered by their warranty?

Sadly, no. And it doesn't even have 100k on it --- yet. Only 97k

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

Rain on the way. That ought to spice things up a bit.

Even God is sick of this track.

 

[jaqua19]

5 almost wrecked, went from battling for p 5 to like 15th. No coverage.

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[Get That 88 Up There !!]

“Rain in the area” but nothing till after 9; ok NBC

 

[BobbyFord]

18 is stretching it out

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

The only other card who could match the 18 in pace just can't get the track position.

Track position is worth billions.

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Yeah, only the 5 and 9 have a prayer at the 18. This track produces horrible racing and gas mileage finishes. Please put it out of its misery.

 

[aunty dive]

Bubba’s lost the handle.

Needs a demon tweak, Booty.

 

[hoodfella4u]

The real question is do you salt watermelon?

i dont eat watermelon with utensils either. i stand away from everyone eat it and spit the seeds where ever. i felt like a proud papa when my lil girls came and ate watermelon and spit seeds with me.

 

[Spotter22]

welp looks like wallace is gonna get screwed by this horrble call

 

[jaqua19]

1 looks real fast. Hoo boy.

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[Dr_B_UNC]

i dont eat watermelon with utensils either. i stand away from everyone eat it and spit the seeds where ever. i felt like a proud papa when my lil girls came and ate watermelon and spit seeds with me.

A true gentleman. *tips hat*

 

[hoodfella4u]

Ranch is best with everything.

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hot sauce texas pete

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

1 looks real fast. Hoo boy.

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Battering Ram engaged

 

[Get That 88 Up There !!]

Bubba’s strategy seriously makes zero sense

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Battering Ram engaged

"Stay on target ... stay on target..."