IF game

[nascarwoman]

If it's an American idea, it must be made in China.

 

[Gollum]

If it was made in China. It must be made by child labor.

 

[nascarwoman]

If it's made with child labor, then it must be illegal.

 

[stridsberry]

If it's illegal, then you will eventually get busted.

 

[Gollum]

If you get busted. You must not be in China.

 

[nascarwoman]

If you're not in China, then you could be lost.

 

[Gollum]

If your lost. You need to ask directions.

 

[rpmallen]

If you need to ask directions, then you will look them up on mapquest instead.

 

[stridsberry]

IF you look them up on Mapquest, half the page will be covered with ads.

 

[Ward Burton]

If the page is covered with ads, It will most likely annoy you!

 

[Gollum]

If it annoys you then you need to stay home.

 

[Ward Burton]

IF you need to stay home, you will live a sheltered life!

 

[rpmallen]

If I live a sheltered life, then I would never have any fun!

 

[Ward Burton]

If you never have any fun, then whats the point of living?

 

[rpmallen]

If there was no point to living, I would find a point.

 

[Ward Burton]

If you have to find a point, then why dont you just have fun all the time?

 

[rpmallen]

If I had fun all the time, I would party myself out!

 

[Ward Burton]

If you partied yourself out then you would, probably be sick most of the time...

 

[rpmallen]

If I was sick most of the time, then i would carry a barf bag w/ me.

 

[Ward Burton]

If you carried a barf bag with you, you might have gotten it from a plane.

 

[rpmallen]

If i got it from the plane, I will give it back when i'm done.

 

[Ward Burton]

If you go back home when your done, you will restart living a sheltered life!

 

[Ward Burton]

If you go back home when your done, you will once again, start living a sheltered life!

 

[Gollum]

If you live a sheltered life, You may live like a hermit.

 

[Ward Burton]

If you live like a hermit, then you might actually be crazy!

 

[Bucky Badger]

If you are crazy , you may have to se a shrink

 

[Ward Burton]

If you have to see a shrink, then you probably have serious problems.

 

[Bucky Badger]

if you had a serious problem, you would need a lawyer

 

[Ward Burton]

If you need a lawyer, you might be in trouble with the law.

 

[Bucky Badger]

If tou are in trouble with the law, you may go to jail.

 

[pettyfan4life]

if we keep asking if where will it take us

 

[bowtie]

if we keep asking we will be bugging someone

 

[Bucky Badger]

If you bug someone they may pull all their hair out.

 

[Ward Burton]

If they pull all of their hair out, they will be in serious pain!!

 

[tonystewartfan]

If they are in pain, they might go to the hospital.

 

[Bucky Badger]

If you go to the hospital, you will get medical attention

 

[tonystewartfan]

If you get medical attention, then you'll get a doctor's bill

 

[Bucky Badger]

If you get a doctors bill, you don't have good insurance

 

[tonystewartfan]

If you don't have good insurance, then you might be screwed

 

[Bucky Badger]

if you get screwed, it may hurt