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Gollum
Guest
If I reexamed my life. I would make some changes.
S
spok4
Guest
If I made some changes, I would not be me.
G
Gollum
Guest
If I wasn't me. I would be someone else.
S
spok4
Guest
If i was someone else, it would be weird.
G
Gollum
Guest
If it were weird. Then It would be sci-fi.
S
spok4
Guest
if it would be sci-fi, I would be green with pointed ears.
G
Gollum
Guest
If I were green with pointed ears. I could be a sick elf.
S
spok4
Guest
If I was a sick elf, I could make cookies.
R
rpmallen
Guest
If I could make cookies, I would have the Girl Scouts sell my cookies and make me millions of dollars.
G
Gollum
Guest
If I made millions of dollars. I would go to a doctor and get well.
S
spok4
Guest
I would go to a doctor and get well, I would leave the planet beacse it must not be a docter on this earth.
R
rpmallen
Guest
If I would leave the planet beacse it must not be a docter on this earth, then I would go to Venus where it is warm.
S
spok4
Guest
If I went to Venus where it is warm, I would hope to see girls in bathing suits there....
R
rpmallen
Guest
If I would hope to see girls in bathing suits there, I would probably find out they were actually aliens.
G
Gollum
Guest
If they lived there. Thin I would be the alein.
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spok4
Guest
If I was the alein, then I need a green card.
G
Gollum
Guest
If I had a green card. Then I could stay there longer.
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Flametamer
Guest
If I could stay there longer, I may meet a nice venus girl.
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TNBurtonFan
Guest
I may meet a nice Venus girl but i would rather meet a nice Venus man. 
If I met a nice venus man, I might marry him.
F
Flametamer
Guest
if you marry that venus guy, your kids would look funny!
G
Gollum
Guest
If the kids looked funny. You could go on Jay Leno.
Z
Zekk
Guest
if you could go on Jay Leno, you could brag to all your friends
G
Gollum
Guest
If you brag to your friends. Then they would get jealous.
S
spok4
Guest
If they got jeoules, then you must be doing something right..
B
BebiF1
Guest
If I am doing something right, then you must like me...
S
spok4
Guest
If I liked you, then I would have got you a gift for your b-day.
B
BebiF1
Guest
If I would have gotten a gift from you for my B-Day, then I would have been a lot happier.
S
spok4
Guest
If you would have been a lot happier, you would have gotten me something to
B
BebiF1
Guest
If I would have gotten you something, then I would have know when your B-Day was.
S
spok4
Guest
If you knew when my b-day was, then you know more than you should.
B
BebiF1
Guest
If I know more than I should, then I am your stalker...lol
S
spok4
Guest
If you are my stalker, then I should call the cops.
B
BebiF1
Guest
If you call the cops, then I go to prison.
S
spok4
Guest
If you went to prison, I would send flowers.
B
BebiF1
Guest
If you send flowers, then I have to give them to Bubba.
S
spok4
Guest
If you give them to bubba, you have a problim.
B
BebiF1
Guest
If I have a problem, then maybe I should be in an institution.
S
spok4
Guest
If you were in a institution, you would still have to worry about bubba.
B
BebiF1
Guest
If I have to worry about Budda, then maybe I should escape.