S stridsberry Guest Mar 25, 2003 #763 If I were broke off my @ss, I wouldn't be able to afford a house.
B BebiF1 Guest Mar 25, 2003 #773 If I wanted the parties to never end, then I would be sleep deprived.
G Gollum Guest Mar 26, 2003 #775 If I was very irritable. Some one might give me an attitude adjustment.
nascarwoman Admin Staff member Joined Sep 7, 2002 Messages 5,531 Points 593 Location cheeseheadland Mar 26, 2003 #776 if someone tried to adjust my attitude, then I'd get angry.
majestyx Administrator Staff member Joined Jun 14, 2002 Messages 8,145 Points 408 Location Burleson, TX Mar 26, 2003 #778 If I punched something, I might hurt myself.
S stridsberry Guest Mar 26, 2003 #780 If I went to the hospital, I would have to wait two hours before a doctor would see me.
G Gollum Guest Mar 28, 2003 #781 If I hade to waite two hours befor a doctor could see me. I might get gangrene.
nascarwoman Admin Staff member Joined Sep 7, 2002 Messages 5,531 Points 593 Location cheeseheadland Apr 1, 2003 #786 If I were smiling, you could see my teeth.
nascarwoman Admin Staff member Joined Sep 7, 2002 Messages 5,531 Points 593 Location cheeseheadland Apr 3, 2003 #793 If I were late for work, I could get fired.
97forever Team Owner Joined Jun 14, 2002 Messages 11,814 Points 553 Location Proudly Southern Apr 9, 2003 #797 If I lost weight,my wife wouldnt know me.
S spok4 Guest Apr 9, 2003 #798 Originally posted by 97forever@Apr 8 2003, 09:31 PM If I lost weight,my wife wouldnt know me. Click to expand... If I lost my wife, I would need one first.
Originally posted by 97forever@Apr 8 2003, 09:31 PM If I lost weight,my wife wouldnt know me. Click to expand... If I lost my wife, I would need one first.
nascarwoman Admin Staff member Joined Sep 7, 2002 Messages 5,531 Points 593 Location cheeseheadland Apr 10, 2003 #799 If I had a wife, it just wouldn't be right.