IF game

[Ward Burton]

If there could be an arguement, then Dale Jr. and Jeff Gordon might be in the conversation.

 

[Happy29]

If Dale Jr. and Jeff Gordon might be in the conversation, then Matt Kenseth is screwed.

 

[Ward Burton]

If Matt Kenseth is screwed, he might not win the championship.

 

[Happy29]

If he doesnt win the championship, then either Dale Jr. or Super G are happy.

 

[Ward Burton]

If they are happy the rest of the field will be happy to see the big lead fall down.

 

[Happy29]

If the rest of the field will be happy to see the big lead fall down, then its open season for the championship again

 

[Ward Burton]

If its open season for the championship, anyone could win...

 

[Happy29]

If anyone could win, this just in... Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

 

[Ward Burton]

If Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead, I am confused.

 

[Happy29]

If youre confused, then you definitely are not God.

 

[DirtyMo1381529]

If your not god, your mortal

 

[Happy29]

If youre mortal, then you arent Luke Skywalker.

 

[DirtyMo1381529]

if your not luke skywalker, you didn't blow up the deathstar

 

[bowtie]

If you didn't blow up the deathstar, you weren't in Star Wars

 

[DirtyMo1381529]

If you weren't Star Wars, you might wish you were

 

[Ward Burton]

If you wish you were, you might try to be in Star Trek.

 

[Happy29]

If you might try to be in Star Trek, then you're a geek.

 

[tonystewartfan]

If your a geek, people might make fun of you

 

[Happy29]

If people might make fun of you, then you might be a mexican guy who cant speak english very well

 

[Ward Burton]

If you are a mexican that cannot speak english very well, you might be living in Los Angelos right now. :lol:

 

[Happy29]

if you might be living in Los Angelos right now, you're being watched by the most hated cops in the free world

 

[Ward Burton]

If you're being watched by the most hated cops in the free world, you might get arrested.

 

[Happy29]

If you might get arrested, youll be beaten silly

 

[tonystewartfan]

If you'll be beaten silly, then you might get bruised

 

[Happy29]

If you might get bruised, you may be in serious condition

 

[Gollum]

If your in serious condition, you need to see a doctor.

 

[Happy29]

If you need to see a doctor, make sure it aint Kevorkian

 

[DirtyMo1381529]

If you made sure it wasn't Kevorkian, then you probably saw a good doctor

 

[tonystewartfan]

If you saw a good doctor, then you will be alright

 

[Ward Burton]

If you will be allright, everything is good.

 

[Happy29]

If everything is good, then you arent a member of Front Office Football Central (idiot message board that hates racing)

 

[Ward Burton]

If you arent a member of Front Office Football Central, then you like racing.

 

[tonystewartfan]

If you like racing, you will watch the races

 

[DirtyMo1381529]

If you watch racing, you see a lot of commercials on tv

 

[Ward Burton]

If you see a lot of commercials on tv, it is NBC/TNT.

 

[Happy29]

If it is NBC/TNT, then it has Bill Weber, Dave Burns, Marty Snider, Matt Yocum, Allen Bestwick, Benny Parsons and Wally Dallenbach.

 

[Ward Burton]

If it has Bill Weber, Dave Burns, Marty Snider, Matt Yocum, Allen Bestwick, Benny Parsons and Wally Dallenbach, then It will make for a horrible TV show.

 

[Happy29]

If It will make for a horrible TV show, then it is definitely not JAG.

 

[Ward Burton]

If it is definitely not JAG, then we aren't watching a military kind of show.

 

[Happy29]

If we aren't watching a military kind of show, I pray to god that we arent watching Friends