IF game

If you pray to god that we arent watching Friends, then you might pray for something else.
 
If you might pray for something else, then you are a very devout person
 
If you are a very devout person, you might like to watch Racing.
 
If you might like to watch Racing, Happy has no problem with you
 
If you probably are Robert Blake, they might have killed someone.
 
If they might have killed someone, then we need to put AA guns outside of our houses
 
If we need to put AA guns outside of our houses, we are living in fear.
 
If we are living in fear, we should raise the terror threat level to code orange
 
If we should raise the terror threat level to code orange, then we may need more soldiers guarding our airports
 
If we may need more soldiers guarding our airports, then terrorists might be about.
 
If terrorists might be about, then Al Gore will talk them to death
 
If Al Gore will talk them to death, we might nominate him for president.
 
If we might nominate him for president, then the Conservative Republicans wont like it
 
If the Conservative Republicans wont like it, no one will like it.
 
If we should do something else, then we need to ask Dale Earnhardt Jr to do something about it
 
If we need to ask Dale Earnhardt Jr to do something about it, nothing will be done.
 
If nothing will be done, we know nascar has something to do with it
 
if we know nascar has something to do with it, then we need to hide the chickens and cows !
 
IF we are back where we started, we didnt accomplish anything.
 
If Ward B. would help us out, then we'd be in trouble because we wouldnt be able to understand what he was saying.
 
If you couldn't understand what Ward was saying then you could hire me as Ward's personnel translator! :rolleyes:
 
If you were Wards translater. You would have to move to North Carolina.
 
If you moved to north carolina, you'd be near a lot of race teams
 
If you'd be near a lot of race teams, you might hear other drivers's actual voices too.
 
If you might hear other drivers's actual voices too, Tony Stewart might save you from a burning building
 
If Tony Stewart might save you from a burning building, he might be mad at you, and himself for making him take an extra shower.
 
If he might be mad at you, and himself for making him take an extra shower, he may "push" you out of the way.
 
If he pushed you out of the way. You could hit him with a goodwrench.:rolleyes:
 
If You could hit him with a goodwrench, Tony Stewart would run you over with the Home Depot Chevy
 
Tony Stewart would run you over with the Home Depot Chevy, Mike Helton might get angry.
 
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