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if Mike Helton might get angry, then he'll declare that Dale Earnhardt Jr. is the winner of the race
 
If he'll declare that Dale Earnhardt Jr. is the winner of the race, then NASCAR fans would be outraged.
 
If NASCAR would be bankrupt, no one would be able to watch the greatest sport ever!
 
If no one would be able to watch the greatest sport ever, then we'd all commit suicide
 
If there would be no more NASCAR fans, then the world would completely suck
 
If the world would completely suck, then there would be no reason to live.
 
If there would be no reason to live, then we might try to bring back NASCAR
 
If It will come back, then Mike Helton could hand all the wins he wants to Dale Jr again
 
If Mike Helton could hand all the wins he wants to Dale Jr again, Sr, and Jr fans would be happy.
 
If we have averted a possible riot, all the drivers and teams would be happy.
 
If Ward would be winning again, then we need a translator for victory lane
 
If we need a translator for victory lane, It could be me ward22 and nascat22.
 
If It could be ward22 and nascat22, then they understand what ward says the most
 
If we understand what ward says the most, then everyone will like Ward Burton.
 
If everyone liked Ward Burton, then we would all have names with the number 22 in it.
 
If we all had names with 22's in them, Ward would be impressed he had so many fans.
 
If he would have a swollen head, he might have to miss the race due to illness.
 
If he might have to miss the race due to illness, then Kevin Harvick will dominate and lead all the laps at Talladega Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!
 
If Kevin Harvick will dominate and lead all the laps at Talladega, Dale Earnhardt Jr. will be mad!
 
If they both might get in a fight, then Harvick would definitely beat the crap out of Joonbug
 
If Harvick would definitely beat the crap out of Joonbug, fans would hate him.
 
If fans would hate him, then hopefully Rusty Wallace, Terry Labonte, Mark Martin, Jeff Gordon Ricky Rudd, Jimmy Spencer and God will come to Kevin Harvick's rescue
 
If hopefully Rusty Wallace, Terry Labonte, Mark Martin, Jeff Gordon Ricky Rudd, Jimmy Spencer and God will come to Kevin Harvick's rescue, then that leaves Ward Burton, Jeff Burton, Matt Kenseth, Dale Jerrett, Bill Elliott, Bobby Labonte and hopefully Mike Helton will come to the rescue.
 
If that leaves Ward Burton, Jeff Burton, Matt Kenseth, Dale Jerrett, Bill Elliott, Bobby Labonte and hopefully Mike Helton will come to the rescue, then Kevin Harvick's saved !
 
If Mike Helton will fire him, then President Bush will reinstate Kevin Harvick and declare him the greatest driver in the world !!
 
If President Bush will reinstate Kevin Harvick and declare him the greatest driver in the world, then every other country will bomb us.
 
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