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If I should stay away from it, then I am going to be avoiding a lot of people.
 
If I am going to be avoiding a lot of people, then I may become my own best friend...
 
If it would cost less for movies, I might actually go to one in the theater...
 
If I wash my sheets myself, my mommy will be proud.

I have done it before.
 
If I am hungry for more cookies, then someone is going to either have to make more or buy more.
 
If someone is going to either have to make more or buy more, I hope they are Nascar-car shaped cookies!!!
 
If they have Nascar-car shaped cookies, then I hope they have money!
 
If you hope they have money, more than likely you will be disappointed...
 
If you cut my hand off, then I won't be able to have as much fun as you at night.
 
If you won't be able to have as much fun as me at night, then you will have to become very flexible...
 
If I become very flexible, your mom might mistake me for a pretzel.
 
If my mom might mistake you for a pretzel, I would want to quit before I get banned...
 
If you want to quit before you get banned, you must be a Michael Waltrip fan.
 
If I must be a Michael Waltrip fan, I would say this thread is brought to you by the Chevy, NAPA, Klausner, Ritz, Coca-Cola Monte Carlo...
 
If you say this thread is brought to you by the Chevy, NAPA, Klausner, Ritz, Coca-Cola Monte Carlo, then you must be raking in the money.
 
If you had that much money, you wouldn't be going to sleep right now.
 
If I wasn't going to sleep right now, then I'd be on Racing-Forums.
 
RPM, get the post right..


If you must not be having fun, then you must be doing school work...
 
If you're doing school work then it might be pass your bedtime.
 
If you'll talk like Kenny, then it'd be better than talking like Michael Waltrip
 
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