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rpmallen
Guest
But if you talk like Michael Waltrip, you might become an announcer.
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rpmallen
Guest
If you become an announcer, you could become slick with the ladies.
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Ciggie
Guest
If I might become an announcer, I would promise I would be better than the current lineup.
If you were better than the current crop, I would join your fan club.
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66mustang
Guest
If I join your fan club, do I get some donuts?
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TNBurtonFan
Guest
If I join your fan club that would make me insane
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66mustang
Guest
If I'm insane, then I'm not crazy.
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mis-fit
Guest
If I'm not crazy, I shouldn't be in the looney bin.
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gordon24fan
Guest
If I shouldn't be in the looney bin, then I am sane.
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mis-fit
Guest
If I am sane, then I should stop watching cars go around in circles for hundreds of laps. (really people tell me this all the time)
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gordon24fan
Guest
If I should stop watching cars go around in circles for hundreds of laps, then my friends are giving me bad advice.
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mis-fit
Guest
If my friends are giving me bad advice, I should ignore them and go back to watching the cars.
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gordon24fan
Guest
If I should go back to watching the cars, I should bring the pizza I ordered with me.
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mis-fit
Guest
If I bring the pizza I ordered with me, I should make sure I have enough for everyone.
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gordon24fan
Guest
If I need to make sure I have enough for everyone, I should order another one just to be safe
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mis-fit
Guest
If I order another one just to be safe, I am going to need to borrow some money from someone.
If I lend you money, I will want to be repaid.
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rpmallen
Guest
If I want to be repaid, I will have to remind you.
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rallygirl
Guest
If you remind me, when I come over I'll bring some
If you bring some, I will have more.
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Ciggie
Guest
If I have more, I will want more
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rpmallen
Guest
If I want more money, maybe I will win the lottery.
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TNBurtonFan
Guest
If I won the lottery I would quit work.
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rpmallen
Guest
If I quit work, I would buy a race team.
If I bought a race team, I could hire Tony as my driver.
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Ciggie
Guest
If I would hire Tony as my driver, I would make sure he wouldn't punch anyone out...
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rpmallen
Guest
If i had to make sure he wouldn't punch anyone, I would have to buy a cage to put around Tony.
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66mustang
Guest
If I had to buy Tony a cage, I still wouldn't feel safe.
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TNBurtonFan
Guest
I still wouldn't feel safe until i hired another driver.
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TNBurtonFan
Guest
OOPS SORRY!!!
If I still didn't feel safe then I would hire another driver..
If I still didn't feel safe then I would hire another driver..
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66mustang
Guest
If I hired another driver, it would probably be a good one.
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rallygirl
Guest
If it were to be a good one, I'd drive myself
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Ciggie
Guest
If I'd drive myself, I'd probably wreck...
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rpmallen
Guest
If I'd wreck, I'd just buy another car.
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Ciggie
Guest
If I bought another car, I'd get a McLaren f1
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PettyBenson
Guest
If I could buy a car I would buy a Johnny's winning car!!! ...lol
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mis-fit
Guest
If I buy Johnny's car winning car, I am going to need to build a bigger garage to hold it in.
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gordon24fan
Guest
If I need a bigger garage I'd better head over to the hardware store.
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mis-fit
Guest
If I head over to the hardware store, I am going to need some help because I have no clue how to build a bigger garage.
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gordon24fan
Guest
If I have no idea of what I'm doing, I'd better hire somebody else to do it.