Sprint Cup Race Thread - Dover

[PeopleAreStrange]

Wow, Greg Biffle is pissed!

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Oh dear, why is the small camera focusing on Jeff?!

EDIT: Guess they needed a car to focus on during the commercials.

 

[Brent]

13th on back is 2+ laps down.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Oh joy, another fake caution.

Sure takes ESPN a while to get back to the race after a caution.

 

[Brent]

Oh joy, another fake caution.

Sure takes ESPN a while to get back to the race after a caution.

It's almost like they know that it was a fake caution.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

THAT was the debris they threw a caution for?!

 

[Brent]

What in the heck was that? They showed the crew out their picking up something, but it doesn't even look like he actually picked up anything.

 

[Joniki]

What in the heck was that? They showed the crew out their picking up something, but it doesn't even look like he actually picked up anything.

It looked like a brake pad for a 1980 Ford Escort.

 

[FenderBumper]

It looked like a brake pad for a 1980 Ford Escort.

Now that we have that settled............

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Here comes JJ

 

[Matthew2470]

Ford is clearly by far the worst manufacturer in this Chase lucky for them they will have an advantage at Talladega to save face for a week.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Did I miss anything?

 

[FenderBumper]

Ford is clearly by far the worst manufacturer in this Chase lucky for them they will have an advantage at Talladega to save face for a week.

Yep. Matt and Gregg will be real fast when Carl wrecks them.

 

[FenderBumper]

Did I miss anything?

45.3 commercials and 3 fake cautions.

 

[Matthew2470]

And more great news for the 17... That team seems to have just given up.

 

[Joniki]

Did I miss anything?

Nope, move along...

 

[Matthew2470]

Did I miss anything?

Lots of cars running about the same speed lap after lap.

 

[HoneyBadger]

45.3 commercials and 3 fake cautions.

So, like half of the commercials CBS has had for the Jaguars game?

 

[Brent]

Stenhouse is in 14th, which is decent for it only being his 3rd Sprint Cup race. He's still two laps down though.

 

[FenderBumper]

So, like half of the commercials CBS has had for the Jaguars game?

I don't know, silly. We were waiting for your report.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Did anyone see the "race off pit road" box on the left? Every other car gained one position and every other car lost one position. Weird.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Today is not Kenseth's day...

 

[Joniki]

"Evidently they didn't get that car fixed."

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Can they make it to the end from here on fuel?

 

[Joniki]

Can they make it to the end from here on fuel?

I don't think so. Well, maybe MWR can.

 

[BobbyFord]

ABJ

 

[BobbyFord]

I'm guessing there was a driver swap in the 99 pit?

 

[FenderBumper]

I'm guessing there was a driver swap in the 99 pit?

Maybe he switched cars with Matt?

 

[Joniki]

Maybe he switched cars with Matt?

And Tony switched cars with Danica.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

JJ pulls over and lets Kyle go.

 

[FenderBumper]

Since the #2 car is one that can make it to the end, I bet NASCAR doesn't throw a caution unless they REALLY have to. If they can help Brad win a championship for Dodge, they may come back to the sport.

 

[FenderBumper]

And Tony switched cars with Danica.

Tony sucks here.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

This is all gonna fall right into the hands of Keselowski.

 

[Brent]

Sounds like Brad is the only one who can make it. No shocker there.

 

[Joniki]

Tony sucks here.

Always has. If I were Joey.....

 

[Tennessee Racing]

It amazes me how they still haven't put a fuel gauge in these cars.

 

[FenderBumper]

It amazes me how they still haven't put a fuel gauge in these cars.

...and brake lights. WTF?

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Kyle Busch pits!

And so does Hamlin!

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Here comes the #24

 

[FenderBumper]

Anybody hear the joke about Kez winning at Dover? YEAH BABY!