DanicaFreak
She's crazy.
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dont ask denny about the monster girls.
There was a 4-5 year stretch where Denny was almost unbeatable at Martinsville, Richmond, and Pocono. Three distinct tracks where the talent usually rises to the top.
I think the year where he folded at Phoenix with his first Cup almost locked up, only to lose it to Johnson a week later, had irreparable damage on his psyche, and he has never been quite the same.
Someone who is clawstrophobic.Also, he's afraid of lobsters. What kind of person is afraid of lobsters?
That second to last one is a hit below the belt but no less hilarious
Yep, Hambone was one of my boys when I was still actively following NASCAR. I hated him at first because he came across as a massive jerk, but then I stopped taking him so seriously and he grew on me. Mind you, I still thought he was a massive jerk, but he kept things entertaining and could drive, and that was all I cared about.@Mr. Gregory is a DH fan I think.
I kinda like him, even if he did basically take DP out. Plus NASCAR needs more villains.
Someone who is clawstrophobic.
I'll be here all week ... try the veal and don't forget to tip your server.
Denny's lobster weighed 22 pounds. I would've asked the experts at SeaWorld Orlando if he could survive if released back into the ocean. If not I would've donated him to the park so they could take care of him and other people could see him. This one below was 2 pounds smaller.Did you know Denny Hamlin is afraid of lobsters?
I spend an entertaining afternoon at, of all places, Martinsville watching Hamlin's engine cut out at least a half-dozen times. That was back when Toyota was having quality problems with their engines in ... '12? '13? I don't recall learning what the problem was, but he was hotter than his radiator. I don't like him or dislike him, but I'll always remember him for that.
I also remember Newman for his car stalling on pit road at Darlington directly in front of me. The crew must have pushed that thing back and forth for eight or ten times before the guy with the Engineering degree noticed he'd bumped the kill switch.
If nothing else, he gives you a reason to pay attention when announcers are listing the pit road penalties...
I'm sure no one is surprised I had to Google Joel Osteen. I'd at least know Hamlin if he showed up at my door.
Thanks! I knew there was something I hadn't done yet.
That lobster was almost as old as you are."Weight and age. George weighed 20 pounds (9.1 kg), and was estimated to be 140 years old, placing his year of birth around 1869".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_(lobster)
Thanks to Danica I was able to sympathize with Hamlin for a moment.@Mr. Gregory is a DH fan I think.
I kinda like him, even if he did basically take DP out. Plus NASCAR needs more villains.
In a pick between Denny and Joel Osteen....... I'd take Denny in a New York minute..... Denny may lack a few scruples in his driving stature....... but........
I'm indifferent but I enjoyed the crowd booing him, Kyle has toned down his villian status as late so I wouldn't mind seeing Denny become one lol
No........ I can imagine what was on........ I'm no fan of Denny....... I didn't like what he done Sunday..... I think it would be great Karma if he got taken out each race.....Did you watch NASCAR America tonight?
Did you watch NASCAR America tonight?
I remember that shirtless Denny avatar you used to haveYep, Hambone was one of my boys when I was still actively following NASCAR. I hated him at first because he came across as a massive jerk, but then I stopped taking him so seriously and he grew on me. Mind you, I still thought he was a massive jerk, but he kept things entertaining and could drive, and that was all I cared about.
Something about him rubs me the wrong way
Probably the fact that he complaints about how things are always going against him and how things aren't fair. This despite him having one of the fastest cars.
I remember back when he was really..really fast everywhere and he kept losing races because of things that usually happen in these races and he would go on about how that one guy won the race undeservingly.
Hamlin doesn't lend himself to be liked. He embraces the douchebag persona too much. When he's not pissing drivers and fans off, he's lashing out on NASCAR and talking about getting paid 200 million dollars.
If Denny got paid more he'd put more effort into being a fan favorite
What kind of information do those shows have that make them compelling to watch? The stick and ball stuff can be interesting due to injury reports, strategy, trades, cuts and so on and so on. What is there to talk about in Nascar? BTW, I ain't yanking your chain as it is a legit request for info.
They review the key parts of the race on Monday and Tuesday, play a lot of scanner from drivers to crews and I like Dale Jarrett's commentary.
Also China, Taiwan, South Korea, and Mexico.I like Fedex, and use them a lot for my importation needs from Japan
If Denny got paid more he'd put more effort into being a fan favorite