Duck Commander 500 @ Texas: Pre-Race Thread

[ToyYoda]

Any guesses on which lap Gustafson gets blamed for a making a bad call

At any point in the race that Gordon is not leading.

 

[FenderBumper]

The radar Im looking at has it still raining at 8:15pm...........

When you factor in the time zones, they should get started by 5:30 I'm bored....

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Glad I'm not there! The track is north of the letter "t" in "Worth."

So you're saying the track is in Dallas?

 

[FenderBumper]

remote ? you should see tha dvd

this must be fox's new "phased in " rain delay !

More viewers for those commercials.

 

[FenderBumper]

So you're saying the track is in Dallas?

Yep. They built the fort to protect Dallas.

 

[SlicedBread22]

When you factor in the time zones, they should get started by 5:30 I'm bored....

Nope.. 8:15 CDT.. sorry

 

[SlicedBread22]

 

[HoneyBadger]

You know the channel is gonna shift with much delay.. You better find a pub.

I, along with most of the country, will be watching Once Upon A Time and Resurrection on ABC.

 

[Brent]

They're hoping that everyone is so drunk to where they would forget the National Anthem had already been sung that way they can give another family member some air time with a second singing of the anthem...

 

[HoneyBadger]

Great, Ryan Newman in the Fox booth, can we move on yet?

Ryan Newman is showing emotion. Who knew ogres had emotion.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Yeah thatd suck... but looks good right now so *fingers crossed*

He says the rain chances are decreasing. I'll take his word on it before I trust some fool on the interwebs.

 

[Brent]

On a similar note, Mother Nature has already locked herself a spot in the chase...

 

[#17D500winner]

I, along with most of the country, will be watching Once Upon A Time and Resurrection on ABC.

Enjoy.

 

[Mr. Gregory]

No surprise that the Rocket Man liked qualifying better the way it was before.

 

[FenderBumper]

They're hoping that everyone is so drunk to where they would forget the National Anthem had already been sung that way they can give another family member some air time with a second singing of the anthem...

That explains nascar fans thinking JJ won the 500 again. nascar fans aren't always the brightest America has to offer. I was at the Daytona NW race, and it was wet. I was seated under the tower seats, and drops of water would come down from time to time. One hit the left shoulder of the guy in front of me, and he started staring at the guy to his left as if he did it to him. Another drop, another stare down. It took 30 laps and a dozen drops for him to finally look up and figure it out. lol

 

[SlicedBread22]

He says the rain chances are decreasing. I'll take his word on it before I trust some fool on the interwebs.

Sooo he says chances are decreasing... and Im saying it looks good... and your taking his word over mine...... lol were saying the same thing... who's the fool?

 

[SlicedBread22]

That explains nascar fans thinking JJ won the 500 again. nascar fans aren't always the brightest America has to offer. I was at the Daytona NW race, and it was wet. I was seated under the tower seats, and drops of water would come down from time to time. One hit the left shoulder of the guy in front of me, and he started staring at the guy to his left as if he did it to him. Another drop, another stare down. It took 30 laps and a dozen drops for him to finally look up and figure it out. lol

Well Fox Sports putting out an article congratulating him probably didn't help.

 

[FenderBumper]

I, along with most of the country, will be watching Once Upon A Time and Resurrection on ABC.

Your lawns going to be crowded.

 

[Reck]

Gotta give it to Newman. He's never going to have a neck injury. lol

 

[SlicedBread22]

Your lawns going to be crowded.

"Once upon a time on Andy's lawn....bla bla bla" ...Tacos for everyone!

 

[#17D500winner]

Your lawns going to be crowded.

 

[FenderBumper]

Well Fox Sports putting out an article congratulating him probably didn't help.

Congratulating JJ or the guy with the wet coat?

 

[SlicedBread22]

 

[HoneyBadger]

Well Fox Sports putting out an article congratulating him probably didn't help.

That was FOX News Channel, not FOX Sports. And "accuracy" and "integrity" aren't exactly FOX News Channel's strongest assets.

 

[HoneyBadger]

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Futurecast radar on the internet - always wrong, all the time. Just like WDBJ News is always wrong all the time.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Sooo he says chances are decreasing... and Im saying it looks good... and your taking his word over mine...... lol were saying the same thing... who's the fool?

I was talking about your futurecast radar images.

 

[FenderBumper]

Newman thinks too much.

 

[SlicedBread22]

I was talking about your futurecast radar images.

Well I hope ur right... er uh.. he's right

 

[Charlie Spencer]

They're hoping that everyone is so drunk to where they would forget the National Anthem had already been sung that way they can give another family member some air time with a second singing of the anthem...

Gotta give 'em credit for getting their money's worth out of their sponsorship dollars.

 

[HoneyBadger]

While you suckers are cracking jokes about "my lawn", I'm watching several racecars testing at Franklin County Speedway from my lawn. Joke's on y'all.

 

[hawg dawg]

Gotta give it to Newman. He's never going to have a neck injury. lol

prolly why nobody ever wants ta pick a fight w/ him !

 

[SlicedBread22]

While you suckers are cracking jokes about "my lawn", I'm watching several racecars testing at Franklin County Speedway from my lawn. Joke's on y'all.

Joke on you! We get to watch Michael Waltrip segments

 

[Brent]

Michael Waltrip is the funniest man alive!

 

[Mr. Gregory]

Gotta give 'em credit for getting their money's worth out of their sponsorship dollars.

I can't wait to see this episode of Duck Dynasty.

 

[PokerRun388]

Ok, you know FOX is running out of air-time when they start showing MW rodeo? Lol

 

[Charlie Spencer]

While you suckers are cracking jokes about "my lawn", I'm watching several racecars testing at Franklin County Speedway from my lawn. Joke's on y'all.

Ha! I've got two Big Wheels and a skateboard on my cul de sac!

 

[FenderBumper]

While you suckers are cracking jokes about "my lawn", I'm watching several racecars testing at Franklin County Speedway from my lawn. Joke's on y'all.

Are you sitting in your Tundra?

 

[Mr. Gregory]

No, DW, Austin Dillon is Woody from Toy Story. We've established this.

LOL @ Vickers' reaction to Mikey being an idiot.

 

[Reck]

Doesn't look like it hasn't been raining for the past hour so why aren't they racing for the time being? grrrr

 

[Brent]

No, DW, Austin Dillon is Woody from Toy Story. We've established this.

LOL @ Vickers' reaction to Mikey being an idiot.

He's thinking to himself "That guy's my boss? Ugh, fml."