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I know right?! .. Let's get the prayers and anthem in then just sit around for hours
Duck Commander 500 @ Texas: Pre-Race Thread
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FenderBumper
The "good old days" ??
While you suckers are cracking jokes about "my lawn", I'm watching several racecars testing at Franklin County Speedway from my lawn. Joke's on y'all.
Are they racing tonight?
breatheoflife
Team Owner
While you suckers are cracking jokes about "my lawn", I'm watching several racecars testing at Franklin County Speedway from my lawn. Joke's on y'all.
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Brent
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Seems like they are running out of drivers to interview...
beantownkid10
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They better not start this tonight if they can't finish all the laps
StandOnIt
Farm Truck
that is one of the front wheel drive national cars.
KevinWI
Oldest Operating Motor Speedway In The World
You know it's a long rain delay when David Gilliland is getting air time.
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PokerRun388
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Brent
Guest
Bigger storms are developing to the West. Due to NASCAR wasting time, we aren't even going to get to halfway before more storms hit.
I dunno man, I wouldn't mind driving for Mikey.
Mikey - I mean, Mr. Waltrip, sir - are you listening?
StandOnIt
Farm Truck
yeah, can't race in the rain..all dressed up and no where to go.
FenderBumper
The "good old days" ??
Isn't David Gilliland getting an interview one of the 7 signs of Armageddon?
FenderBumper
The "good old days" ??
I know right?! .. Let's get the prayers and anthem in then just sit around for hours
You would prefer they take a half hour for the ceremonies AFTER it stops raining?
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#17D500winner
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I was thining that it's getting bad when he gets interviewed BUT it's still better than listening to those ******** Waltraps.
HoneyBadger
I love short track racing (Taylor's Version)
Joke on you! We get to watch Michael Waltrip segments
Joke's on you. I've got FOX on the big screen while watching cars on the track at my lawn.
Who's the sucker now fool? I'll watch the race on the internet if it comes down to it. I've got four internet connections.
FLRacingFan
Team Owner
Can you imagine having to work and converse with that guy everyday? His guys must have "smile and nod" down to a tee.
FenderBumper
The "good old days" ??
I laughed when DW told Kyle 'you had a big ego'. lol True, but hearing DW say that was amazing.
FenderBumper
The "good old days" ??
Joke's on you. I've got FOX on the big screen while watching cars on the track at my lawn.
I'll watch the race on the internet if it comes down to it. I've got four internet connections.
But you'll miss Once Upon A Time and Resurrection???
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#17D500winner
Guest
DW would know.
Tennessee Racing
Formerly Stewart Fan
Pretty soon the guy who cuts the grass at the track will be interviewed.
KevinWI
Oldest Operating Motor Speedway In The World
That is a big video screen.
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#17D500winner
Guest
Four internet connections.
StandOnIt
Farm Truck
Joke's on you. I've got FOX on the big screen while watching cars on the track at my lawn.
I'll watch the race on the internet if it comes down to it. I've got four internet connections.
now if you can just do a few flip flops on your lawn? there big timer, and tell us about the fine babe hanging wit yuh in the hood.
Can you imagine having to work and converse with that guy everyday? His guys must have "smile and nod" down to a tee.
Oh come on man, tell me you wouldn't take that 55 ride in a heartbeat if he offered it to you. That Obama gif would be me all day long.
Jeffrey00
Stamos Cozy
Heavy air and low tempatures is making it hard on drying the track. However, I doubt they get this going today. Weather.com future radar has rain flairing up in the area in about an hour and lasting through the night.
Tennessee Racing
Formerly Stewart Fan
Please tell me DW didn't not just say money shot on TV. He does know that has more than one meaning, right?
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Brent
Guest
Seriously, what in the crap is taking so long!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Radar hasn't show a single rain drop over the track since I got off 2 1/2 hours ago. I guess maybe I should be more understanding since I'm not the one out there trying to dry it.
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#17D500winner
Guest
Is most of the country there yet and watching as well?
HoneyBadger
I love short track racing (Taylor's Version)
Were you here with them? If you're still here, come on by. I've got some beer with your name on it.
Nope.
Charlie Spencer
Road courses and short tracks.
Hey, if the #66 ride was good enough for Joe Nemechek, I'd be happy to run last in it all season.
Oh come on man, tell me you wouldn't take that 55 ride in a heartbeat if he offered it to you. That Obama gif would be me all day long.
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SuperTex14
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They could've waved the checkers if they were in Joliet today. Here's the view on the trap range at 9:00am about 30 miles north of Chicagoland Speedway:
blue92
Team Owner
Arlington Cowboys the Cowboy stadium is in Arlington, Tx half way between Dallas and Ft, Worth. If you look at the map of DFW it's Dallas that has the balls.
KevinWI
Oldest Operating Motor Speedway In The World
HoneyBadger
I love short track racing (Taylor's Version)
They could've waved the checkers if they were in Joliet today. Here's the view on the trap range at 9:00am about 30 miles north of Chicagoland Speedway:
They'd rather race on a weekend where for some reason it always manages to rain.
breatheoflife
Team Owner
Nope. Still in Ohio. Just saw it posted on Facebook. I'll take ya up on that offer one of these days.
SlicedBread22
#TeamJL
Finally a positive potentially incorrect prediction
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#TeamJL
wtf?