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Ass kissing to "political correctness" made the biggest difference.Yes, government over regulation was one of the down falls of NASCAR.
Ass kissing to "political correctness" made the biggest difference.Yes, government over regulation was one of the down falls of NASCAR.
....what will they do when Danica wins?
Then we'll find out if they have those Monster girl outfits in Stenhouse' size.... BUT....what will they do when Danica wins?
Then we'll find out if they have those Monster girl outfits in Stenhouse' size.
My work is done here.I don't feel well.
A sudden thing......
Anything but "Premier" or "Elite" series. This isnt futbol.If they really want to drop the Cup term I think going with another throwback would be cool, Monster Energy Grand National Series doesn't have a bad ring to it.
A common story circulating on the internet alleges that the Monster Energy logo resembles three Hebrew vavs, and that since the value for a vav in Hebrew numerology is 6, and the Biblical Number of the Beast is 666, the logo reveals Monster Energy to be a Satanic drink. In November 2014, a video of Christine Weick speculating a relation between Monster Energy and Satan was published on YouTube, garnering over eight million views to date.[21] The Hoax Slayer website considered this reasoning to be "stretching credibility well beyond breaking point".[22] Similarly, TruthOrFiction.com disputes these claims as "Fiction" based on an interview with McLean Design, the design firm that created the Monster M logo on behalf of Hansen.[23][/]quote]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Energy
See, this aspect I understand. You're an existing energy drink consumer, and Monster's sponsorship has encouraged you to try their product as an alternative to what you usually drink. Has it drawn you to look at anything else they sponsor? If you weren't already watching NASCAR, would you consider it?Wonder if this has helped Monster any since the announcement. I know just for me as a energy drink consumer and a NASCAR fan I have bought more Monster drinks than I usually do. Found those Rehabs and they are the bomb. Just found the Monster Punch and if it is as good as Rockstars Fruit Punch then they might have me as a Monster Energy drink fan.
Wonder if the drivers will be encouraged to date the monster girls....didn't Denny get caught with a few a couple years back??
On a related note..... I wonder if the divorce rate is about to rise in the Series formally know as Cup?^ One does not "date" trophy girls or pit lizards, my boy.
There are other ways to describe such things.
Ass kissing to "political correctness" made the biggest difference.
Tony Stewart has that job covered.Maybe we could import John Turner to teach newbies the art of a pat on the bum.
Anyone know of any good mixed drinks that include Monster Energy Drink?
Obviously not Monster but Red Bull and Cherry Vodka are a good combo. What about Monster and something? I'm not familiar with their flavors but it may be a good way for me to support our new sponsor. I haven't had their product to date.
jager bombs!Monster and Jagermeister are pretty good together. Some people use Red Bull with Jager as well.
It's a valid question. I remember hearing an interview with Dale Jarrett that Hooters approached him about sponsorship when he was in the 88 car, and that his wife got really upset about it and that was a big reason they didn't take the sponsorship.something no ones talking about...I wonder what the wives think of monster...with all their scantily clad ladies that will be running around the track now...I mean drivers can be dogs-they are all millionaires...
I'm a big Hooters fan. Smaller Hooters too. Actually, I like Hooters of all sizes. Our local Hooters seats more than 300 while the one that we go to on vacation maybe only seats about 100.It's a valid question. I remember hearing an interview with Dale Jarrett that Hooters approached him about sponsorship when he was in the 88 car, and that his wife got really upset about it and that was a big reason they didn't take the sponsorship.
I looked at some of their products we stock in the break room at work. I couldn't figure out what the flavor names meant. I don't know what 'Ultra Sunshine' is supposed to taste like. I'm damn sure I don't ever want to taste something called 'Battlefield I'. Those tend to have unpleasant fluids and bits of ... stuff.Anyone know of any good mixed drinks that include Monster Energy Drink?
Obviously not Monster but Red Bull and Cherry Vodka are a good combo. What about Monster and something? I'm not familiar with their flavors but it may be a good way for me to support our new sponsor. I haven't had their product to date.
something no ones talking about...I wonder what the wives think of monster...with all their scantily clad ladies that will be running around the track now...I mean drivers can be dogs-they are all millionaires...
Battlefield 1 is a videogame that Monster is promoting. Really have to look at the cans to see the flavors because they have so many.I looked at some of their products we stock in the break room at work. I couldn't figure out what the flavor names meant. I don't know what 'Ultra Sunshine' is supposed to taste like. I'm damn sure I don't ever want to taste something called 'Battlefield I'. Those tend to have unpleasant fluids and bits of ... stuff.
Anyone know of any good mixed drinks that include Monster Energy Drink?
Obviously not Monster but Red Bull and Cherry Vodka are a good combo. What about Monster and something? I'm not familiar with their flavors but it may be a good way for me to support our new sponsor. I haven't had their product to date.
I'm a big Hooters fan. Smaller Hooters too. Actually, I like Hooters of all sizes. Our local Hooters seats more than 300 while the one that we go to on vacation maybe only seats about 100.
I looked at some of their products we stock in the break room at work. I couldn't figure out what the flavor names meant. I don't know what 'Ultra Sunshine' is supposed to taste like. I'm damn sure I don't ever want to taste something called 'Battlefield I'. Those tend to have unpleasant fluids and bits of ... stuff.
Perhaps you have to live the lifestyle to know what those names mean as IDK what Ultra Sunshine (as opposed to regular or muted sunshine) would taste like and Battlefield sounds as bad as cattle field.
Monster wanted to sponsor Kyles car, but Samantha put a stop to thatsomething no ones talking about...I wonder what the wives think of monster...with all their scantily clad ladies that will be running around the track now...I mean drivers can be dogs-they are all millionaires...
On one had I don't blame her, but on the other hand I don't see why she would have a problem with it. Samantha could easily become a Monster girl. Only thing I can think of is that Kyle has had some "run-ins" with Monster girls in the past. (Insert Denny Hamlin joke here)Monster wanted to sponsor Kyles car, but Samantha put a stop to that
Monster wanted to sponsor Kyles car, but Samantha put a stop to that