Phoenix RACE thread ----

[FenderBumper]

I'd piss in my own mouth first

You west coast guys have some strange customs.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Why are you on the outside Jeff ?!

 

[Blaze]

If any driver takes out Johnson, I'll buy them lunch.

 

[Mopardh9]

nascar could mandate blue bear bond with yellow dots to avoid cheap yellows......err, what the hell was I thinking?

Ummm not sure

 

[BobbyFord]

You west coast guys have some strange customs.

Anything to avoid drinking Budweiser.

 

[HoneyBadger]

I'd piss in my own mouth first

If its Bud i'm not drinking....yuck!

Two folks here with good taste buds.

 

[FenderBumper]

Nope.

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You drink cartoon beer?

 

[Reck]

Gordon went from 5th to 12th.

 

[HoneyBadger]

You drink cartoon beer?

Baltimore's finest ale right there.

 

[BobbyFord]

Budweiser is Spanish for, "sewer water."

 

[blanston]

This is a great race, in my opinion.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Budweiser is Spanish for, "sewer water."

Pretty sure it's German.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Save the beer for after the race. Please.

 

[Racer1930]

Carl getting a little long in the tooth for those backflips...may have to go to cartwheels.

 

[Reck]

Why are you on the outside Jeff ?!

Dude he restarted on the inside. He has said throughout the race he much rather be on the outside.

This is what happens when you set the car up for long runs. You get eaten alive on restarts.

 

[Brent]

Gordon went from 5th to 12th.

He's such an idiot! Worst driver ever!

 

[Kiante]

Carl might be short on fuel... By the slightest bit...

 

[lisa]

ahhhhhhh Carl Edwards short on fuel.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Well, that's pretty much it. Hopefully we can have a fight for the win

 

[Kiante]

Got any Gin and Tonic?

Screw the beer.

 

[SpeedPagan]

I drink Blue Moon myself.

 

[Mopardh9]

Well, that's pretty much it. Hopefully we can have a fight for the win

Or a fight!

 

[HoneyBadger]

Harvick in second and closing.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Or a fight!

There's been plenty of those in this thread.

 

[StandOnIt]

come on Harvick, get ya 3 and go for second place in the chase

 

[KevinWI]

Bowyer should wreck Gordon just for old time's sake.

 

[#17D500winner]

JGR should be embarrassed with their showing today at Phoenix.

 

[BobbyFord]

Kevin's only shot to catch that fast ford is if Edwards runs out of gas.

 

[BobbyFord]

Got any Gin and Tonic?

Screw the beer.

Ah, yes, Gin. Nothing like drinking aftershave.

 

[Racer1930]

and in FutureNews.com///

Carl Edwards, who has been notorious for keeping in shape his whole career, set a record by winning a Nascar Galactica Cup race at age 76...he celebrated by doing a somersault in victory lane on a pad with help from his crew.

 

[Reck]

He's such an idiot! Worst driver ever!

Did I said he was mr observer?

 

[BSDShoes]

I don't drink beer either, but when I do, it's Heineken.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

The battle will be between Harvick and Kenseth for 2nd in points next week.

 

[KevinWI]

Kevin's only shot to catch that fast ford is if Edwards runs out of gas.

If Carl's Ford is anything like my Ford Explorer, it should drop a fuel pump or serpentine belt or get a tranny leak any minute now.

 

[Kiante]

Ah, yes, Gin. Nothing like drinking aftershave.

Its delicious aftershave, Bobby.

 

[BSDShoes]

oh **** Carl.

 

[StandOnIt]

yeah baby yeehaww

 

[KevinWI]

Woohoo! Happy Harvick to the lead!

 

[lisa]

JGR should be embarrassed with their showing today at Phoenix.

Yeah, and if I were you, as a fan, I would be be p*ssed. I don't know your temper but I would be.

 

[HoneyBadger]

WOW!