Random NASCAR Stuff to talk about.....

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I need some help identifying some of these.
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Carl Edwards? and...


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No clue... Maybe Nelson Piquet Jr. and...
 
They might be implants.:D


They most likely are. When the nips are pointed upward it almost guaranteed at least in the northern hemisphere.

Also note the timeline and location, at the snap of the photo, Danica's pen has left the moob region and marking on just the limited plain chest area, all while he seems to be just as satisfied. Obviously fake moobs with no sensors to feel any real pleasure.

The verdict: fake moobs, as well as faking the pleasure.
 
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Judge orders unsealing of France's documents: The N.C. Court of Appeals on Monday upheld a Mecklenburg judge's order unsealing the secret documents in NASCAR Chairman Brian France's legal battle with his former wife. The appeals court ruling is the latest twist in Brian and Megan France's efforts to keep secret the details of their legal wrangling and the contents of their separation agreement. Brian France has sought to scrap the agreement with his ex-wife that calls for him to pay the mother of his two children millions of dollars as well as more than $40,000 a month in alimony and child support. The NASCAR chairman claims Megan France breached their confidential separation agreement. Brian and Megan France also had sought to have the court hearings closed to the public. The appeals court ruling Monday upholds Mecklenburg District Judge Jena Culler's ruling in August 2011 unsealing the documents in the Frances' litigation. Culler also overturned an order by a former judge sealing the documents in 2008.

from jayski
 
I don't know what she did or said to break confidentiality but it looks like it'll soon all be out in the open. Nice going, Brian and Megan :confused:
 
This could be messy as hell. Wouldn't it be a riot if the documents confirm some of Mayfields accusations?
 
This could be messy as hell. Wouldn't it be a riot if the documents confirm some of Mayfields accusations?
Oh please. :rolleyes: What, the one where Brian France was driving the getaway truck when Mayfield stole the furniture and hid it on his property? Or are you talking about the one where Brian altered the meth test results? Maybe it's the one where Brian had him intentionally parked during the race and car owner Ray Evernham was in on it? :D
 
This could be messy as hell. Wouldn't it be a riot if the documents confirm some of Mayfields accusations?

That's exactly what I am thinking. The super rich are often super wired. No telling what sorts of crazy things are in those documents.
 
I don't have anything to say. I'm just trying to push to the next page so I don't have to look at Photoshop wet dreams any more.
 
Oh please. :rolleyes: What, the one where Brian France was driving the getaway truck when Mayfield stole the furniture and hid it on his property? Or are you talking about the one where Brian altered the meth test results? Maybe it's the one where Brian had him intentionally parked during the race and car owner Ray Evernham was in on it? :D

I was thinking more about the allegations concerning the black flag or supposed statements to 'get' Jeremy, but those others work too, dpk. :pHmmm, lets see. What else do I have here in the files.....

All Jeremy needs is a statement from his wife about Brian not liking Jeremy, and Mayfield will be all over it. He did gain some credibility after he counseled Allmendinger back from the edge. Hmmm, lets see. What else do I have here in the files.....
 
Dec. 31 marks a new beginning for drivers under NASCAR probation

As 2013 arrives, the sins of the past year are cast away for many in NASCAR. For those who acquired penalties, they often include "probation until Dec. 31." No matter the infraction discovered in pre-race inspection, post-race examination or some other time during a race weekend, all is forgiven, but certainly not forgotten, by series officials on Dec. 31.

In the new year, defending Sprint Cup champion Brad Keselowski is forgiven for his frisky phone at Daytona, Jeff Gordon is absolved for his actions at Phoenix (at least by NASCAR, not so much by Clint Bowyer) and Kurt Busch, among others, is free to pursue his quest for victory without the threat of additional sanctions.

The rest can be read here.
 
I wonder how much Tax Slayer paid him to appear.

Maybe it was written into the original contract. Who knows...
 
I wonder how much Tax Slayer paid him to appear.

Maybe it was written into the original contract. Who knows...
He did the same thing in 2012 too. I'd guess it's simply all within his duties as a representative of the company. Short answer, they're paying him.
 
Danica driving Nationwide for Turner Motorsports? Danica Patrick will drive for Turner Motorsports in her 10-race commitment to this year's Nationwide Series schedule, sources tell espnW.com. Driving for JR Motorsports in her first full-time Nationwide season last year, Patrick produced the highest final points finish (10th) among women in NASCAR history. She will begin her partial campaign in NASCAR's second-tier series on Feb. 23 at Daytona International Speedway in conjunction with her first full Sprint Cup season with Stewart-Haas Racing the same weekend. Turner Motorsports was a fit for Patrick not just because it fields Hendrick Motorsports-produced Chevy like Stewart-Haas. Richard Childress Racing vice president of competition Mike Dillon told espnW.com in November that his organization had discussed the possibility of Patrick driving his team's #33 Chevy, saying "we would love to run Danica. We think we could do a lot with her." Dillon's team already had re-signed three-time Sprint Cup champion Tony Stewart, who has six wins in 13 Nationwide starts at Daytona, for the opener, however, and Patrick's management team preferred the continuity of allying with one organization for her supplemental program. Though not all details concerning Patrick's remaining schedule have been finalized, she is expected to race it with Turner. Patrick's Turner Motorsports car would be sponsored by GoDaddy.com, sources said. Her schedule is expected to include events at Talladega and Watkins Glen

From jayski
 
Lots of NASCAR related stuff coming up quick to lead into the season.


"Off-Season" Schedule:
Jan. 10-12: pre-Daytona 500 testing at Daytona International Speedway.
Jan. 17-18: 2nd round of testing at Charlotte Motor Speedway.
Jan. 19: (NMPA) National Motorsports Press Association Hall of Fame ceremony in Charlotte.
Jan. 21-24: Charlotte Motor Speedway Sprint Media Tour.
Feb. 8: NASCAR Hall of Fame class 3 induction.
Feb 9: NASCAR Preview in Charlotte.
 
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