The Confession thread.

[28car]

When Jarret started driving the 28 car, I called him Jarret just so I wouldn’t have to say that 3 car drivers first name.
I slipped up once and had to clean out my mouth with a beer. The horribleness!!!!

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Y'all should really take this show on the road --- hilarious.

 

[FenderBumper]

Y'all should really take this show on the road --- hilarious.

Preferably, a road with heavy traffic and no internet access, right?

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Oh, geez. I'm dying over here. *tears*

 

[Kiante]

Engineboat just don't sound right.

Motorbo...

Okay, this is hilarious.

 

[FenderBumper]

Engineboat just don't sound right.

About as bad as "Racers, start your motors".

 

[LewTheShoe]

About as bad as "Racers, start your motors".

Well, let's ask Bobby how the command should be given...

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Preferably, a road with heavy traffic and no internet access, right?

... And headed out of town.

 

[FenderBumper]

... And headed out of town.

* static and white noise *

 

[lisa]

I’m less likely to watch Trucks or Xfin if there are no Cup drivers in the races.

I admit that no matter who is racing in Xfinity, I rarely, if ever, watch.

 

[lisa]

I've heard Ohioans call them motors.

I could go further into motorboating too but I'll not.

 

[rd45usa]

Been a Nascar since the early 70's, but growing up in the midwest, my go to racing is still midgets or sprints on dirt.

 

[Greg]

I want to strangle anyone who refers to an engine as a 'motor'.

Are you talking about the "power unit".

 

[StandOnIt]

I want to strangle anyone who refers to an engine as a 'motor'.

Waves fist and screams whenever he drives by Valley Motors, and Big Al's Discount Motors.

 

[Greg]

I grind my teeth every time with this.

Damn all this time and I didn't know. That's why my wife ain't as big of a fan. All that talk about blown motors ruined it for her.

 

[Greg]

Been a Nascar since the early 70's, but growing up in the midwest, my go to racing is still midgets or sprints on dirt.

Midget wrestling and Midget throwing is the closest thing we have to it around here.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Waves fist and screams whenever he drives by Valley Motors, and Big Al's Discount Motors.

I expect car dealers to lie.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Midget wrestling and Midget throwing is the closest thing we have to it around here.

'Midgets on Dirt' would be a great name for a garage band.

 

[Bobw]

I've heard Ohioans call them motors.
I could go further into motorboating too but I'll not.

Lisa knows about motorboating? Hmmm

 

[Bucky Badger]

I was hoping Chase would never win a race

 

[Formerjackman]

I was hoping Chase would never win a race

Which fully explains the other thread where you termed Chase's saying he was fine with the lack of practice into him crying about it......

 

[Bucky Badger]

Which fully explains the other thread where you termed Chase's saying he was fine with the lack of practice into him crying about it......