IF game

If I bought my Mom a birthday present. She would put me back in the will.
 
if my mom would put me back in her will, i would have to pay all her back taxes:eek:
 
If I had to pay all her back taxes, I would really loathe the IRS.
 
If I'd want to work for a race team, I'd want to work for the #20 team.
 
If I worked for the #20 team, I would get a pay bonus for winning the championship.
 
If I got paid bonus for winning championship. I would get to go to New York.
 
If I got to go to New York, I would have to go see the Statue Of Liberty.
 
If I saw the statue of Liberty, I would get the first boat ride over in the morning since that's the only one that let's you go to the top of the statue of the liberty (little known fact).
 
If I went up in the statue of Liberty, I could get great pictures of New York.
 
If I took pictures of New York, I would scan them and send them to friends.
 
If I would send the pictures to my friends, I would need some friends to send them too.
 
If I need friends to send them too, I could just hand pictures out to random strangers. (easier than making friends)
 
If I hand picture out to random strangers, maybe I will meet a race car driver.
 
If I bought alot of stuff, my wallet would be empty. (Ok it already is:p )
 
If I am a college student, then I should be studying (which is what I should really be doing right now)
 
if i would be studying, then i would not have just had the most erotic evening of my life
 
If i would not have just had the most erotic evening of my life, then i would be lonely
 
If I had no money, I would be like Jimmy Spencer after this season.
 
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