IF game

If I want to ask Spencer where he shops, I am going to have to find Spencer.
 
If I need to find Spencer, I will just go out during an unscheduled solar eclipse b/c I know he must be near by.
 
If I go out during an unscheduled solar eclipse b/c I know he must be near by, then I can find out where Spencer shops and go buy Robby food even if I don't really want to feed him. :p
 
If I can find out where Spencer shops and go buy Robby food even if I don't really want to feed him, then maybe I will not get as many years in prison when they find me.
 
If I don't get as many years in prison when they find me, then when I get out of prison I can pretend to be a functioning member of society.
 
If I can get out of prison and pretend to be a functioning member of society, than maybe I will be normal.
 
If maybe I will be normal, then I will not have as much fun as I did when I was nuts.
 
If I will not have as much fun as I did when I was nuts, then I would just become me again so i could have fun.
 
If I became me again . I would have to go back to work for a living.
 
If I had to go back to work for a living, I would feel like I was living out a Dilbert comic strip.
 
If I was living out a Dilbert comic stip, I would kill that cat and iron that darn tie.
 
If I killed the cat and ironed the tie. Dogbert would take it's place.
 
If I were doomed to bordom. I would take a anti depresant. (spelling)
 
ifn i took an anti depressant, i would only be half of the life of the party
 
If I was only half of the life of the party. I would look around and find the other half.
 
If i woke up in a cold sweat, then i would try to remember what i was dreaming about.
 
If I could remember what I was dreaming about, I might be embarrassed.
 
If I might be embarassed about my dream, then I would try to forget about the dream.
 
If I tried to forget about the dream, I'd probably keep remembering it.
 
If I keep remembering it, then I am only going to get more embarassed.
 
If I were more embarassed. I would not tell anyone about the dream.
 
If I wouldn't tell anybody about the dream, then I shouldn't be worried.
 
If I shouldn't be worried, I might not be considering the serious psychological problems that could result from repressing the dream.

:D
 
If I might not be considering the serious psychological problems that could result from repressing the dream, then I should get therapy to help me find out what problems I could have or already have.
 
If I got therapy for the problem. It couldn't help me but I would go broke paying them.
 
If I would go broke trying to pay them, then the dream would still be popping up.
 
If the dream is still popping up, I should stop sleeping so I won't have it.
 
If I should stop sleeping so I won't have it, I'm going to be real tired.
 
if the dream wont pop up, there is nothing to live for except for working my life away for someone else:satisfied
 
If there is nothing to live for except working my life away for someone else, then it sounds like I need to have a really big party to lighten things up.
 
If I needed to have a big party. I would still have the probled after the party is over.
 
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