IF game

[judas1]

if i needed a hiding spot, i would look up the guy who allowed the spring from mark martins to go through quality inspection

 

[Gollum]

If I looked up the guy with the spring. He might put it to me like he did Martin.

 

[judas1]

if he put it to me like he did martin, i would kick his ass

 

[rpmallen]

If I kicked his a$$, I'd probably get fined.

 

[Gollum]

If I got fined. They could debate it on TR forum.

 

[judas1]

if they would debate it on the tr forum, i would probably get a reward and standing ovation

 

[rpmallen]

If I got an reward and standing ovation, I would tell the crowd I'm going to Disney World.

 

[Gollum]

If I went to Disney world. I would have to ride space mountion.

 

[TNBurtonFan]

If I rode Space Mountain I would problebly get sick.

 

[nascarwoman]

If I got sick, I would not have a good time.

 

[Gollum]

I I wasn't having a good time. I would leave.

 

[66mustang]

If I would leave, then I wasn't having a good time.

 

[mis-fit]

If I wasn't having a good time, then I should go to sleep so I can have a better time tomorrow.

 

[Gollum]

If I had a better time tommorrow. Then I would stay all day.

 

[rpmallen]

If I would stay all day, I might be asked to leave.

 

[Ciggie]

If I might be asked to leave, I would feel unloved.

 

[rpmallen]

If I would feel unloved, I would have to look for some lovin.

 

[66mustang]

If I had to look for some lovin, I might get into some trouble.

 

[judas1]

if i would get into trouble, my pride would get hurt

 

[66mustang]

If my pride would get hurt, I'm probably not too humble.

 

[rpmallen]

If I'm not too humble, I might not get any women.

 

[66mustang]

If I don't get a women, I'm sad.

 

[rpmallen]

If I'm sad, then I will have to find something else to keep me happy.

 

[66mustang]

If I have to find something else to make me happy, it better include fast cars.

 

[rpmallen]

If it better include fast cars, it better be either a Viper or a Cuda.

 

[66mustang]

If its a Viper or a Cuda, then we have some slow cars.

 

[Zekk]

if we have some slow cars, i would get bored

 

[rpmallen]

if i was bored, then i must be driving a standard Mustang.

 

[Zekk]

if i must be driving a standard mustang, it would be green

 

[rpmallen]

If it would be green, then it must be an emerald green b/c I would never drive a neon car like Kenny Wallace.

 

[66mustang]

If I never would drive Kenny Wallace's car, I wouldn't go blind.

 

[rpmallen]

If I wouldn't go blind, then I could still watch the races.

 

[66mustang]

If I can still watch the races, then I'm in heaven.

 

[rpmallen]

If I'm in heaven, I'm going to go look for some racing legends while I'm up there.

 

[66mustang]

If I'm going to look for some racing legends, I hope I can get some tips on driving.

 

[rpmallen]

If I find some tips on driving, I would pass them onto Robby Gordon b/c he could sure use them.

 

[66mustang]

If I passed those tips on to Gordon, he probably wouldn't listen.

 

[mis-fit]

If he doesn't listen, then I will have to kidnap him to keep him off the track.

 

[rpmallen]

If I kidnapped him to keep him off the track, I guess I'd have to feed him.

 

[mis-fit]

If I have to feed Robby, I am going to go have to buy more food.