IF game

if i needed a hiding spot, i would look up the guy who allowed the spring from mark martins to go through quality inspection
 
If I looked up the guy with the spring. He might put it to me like he did Martin.
 
if they would debate it on the tr forum, i would probably get a reward and standing ovation
 
If I got an reward and standing ovation, I would tell the crowd I'm going to Disney World.
 
If I wasn't having a good time, then I should go to sleep so I can have a better time tomorrow.
 
If I'm sad, then I will have to find something else to keep me happy.
 
If I have to find something else to make me happy, it better include fast cars.
 
If it better include fast cars, it better be either a Viper or a Cuda.
 
If it would be green, then it must be an emerald green b/c I would never drive a neon car like Kenny Wallace.
 
If I never would drive Kenny Wallace's car, I wouldn't go blind.
 
If I'm in heaven, I'm going to go look for some racing legends while I'm up there.
 
If I'm going to look for some racing legends, I hope I can get some tips on driving.
 
If I find some tips on driving, I would pass them onto Robby Gordon b/c he could sure use them. :)
 
If I passed those tips on to Gordon, he probably wouldn't listen.
 
If he doesn't listen, then I will have to kidnap him to keep him off the track. :p
 
If I kidnapped him to keep him off the track, I guess I'd have to feed him.
 
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