IF game

[spok4]

If I spent more time sleeping and helping others, my new name would be santa clause.

 

[66mustang]

If my name was Santa Clause, I would get alot of cookies.

 

[rallygirl]

If I had lots of cookies, I'd eat them all!!!!

 

[rpmallen]

If I'd eat them all, I would become really, really fat.

 

[spok4]

If I was really, really Fat, I could squase iraq.

 

[66mustang]

If I could squash Iraq, I would have a big butt.

 

[Gollum]

If I had a big butt. It would cost a ment in blue jeans.

 

[mis-fit]

If it would cost a mint in blue jeans, I better go get a loan from the bank.

 

[spok4]

If i get a loan from the back , I will be in debt.

 

[rallygirl]

If i was in dept, I'd have to sell my treasured MOPAR

 

[judas1]

if i would have to sell my treasured mopar, i would cry for two weeks

 

[rpmallen]

If I would cry for two weeks, I would have to buy some tissues

 

[Ciggie]

If I would have to buy some tissues, I would buy Kleenex...

 

[Zekk]

If I would buy Kleenex, I would spend a lot of money...

 

[rpmallen]

If I'm spending a lot of money, i might just go ahead and buy the Kleenex Busch team instead.

 

[Gollum]

If I bought the Kleenex Bush team. I would try to drive the car myself.

 

[Zekk]

If I would try to drive the car myself, I would crash...

 

[Ciggie]

If I would crash, hopefully I would not burn...

 

[mis-fit]

If I didn't burn, then I would get back in the car the next race and go back to racing.

 

[rpmallen]

If i got back in the car to go back racing, I must be looking for someone to wreck.

 

[mis-fit]

If I am looking for somebody to wreck, then perhaps I am related to Robby Gordon.

 

[rpmallen]

If I am related to Robby Gordon, I just might be a convict.

 

[spok4]

If I might be a covict, I be as populer as who ever is in the 49 car.

 

[Ciggie]

If I be as popular as whoever is in the 49 car, I would hope not to be booted out of the car but still kept under contract because that is wrong.

 

[spok4]

If I hoped not to be booted out of the car but still kept under a contract, I would wont to move to the bush cercent since that can can't handle the WC.

 

[rpmallen]

If I move to to Busch circuit, then I must not be able to find a Cup ride.

 

[spok4]

If I am not able to find a Cup ride, I must be a loser.

 

[Gollum]

If I am a loser I would get desprate and go to the Bam car.

 

[spok4]

If I had to go to the Bam Car, I should retier.

 

[Gollum]

If I retired I would become a nascar sports caster.

 

[Zekk]

If I became a nascar broadcaster, I would work for Fox

 

[Ciggie]

If I would work for FOX, hopefully I wouldn't have to say the three words everyone hates to hear.

 

[Zekk]

If I didn't have to say the three words everyone hates to hear, people would be happy

 

[spok4]

If people were happy, then there would be no war.

 

[Ciggie]

If there would be no war, Dubya would not be in office trying to be just like daddy

 

[spok4]

If Dubya was not in office trying to be daddy, we would be alot richer.

 

[Ciggie]

If we would be alot richer, I could get that mp3 player I want.

 

[spok4]

If I had that mp3 player I want, I could throw away this casset player.

 

[Gollum]

If I threw away my tape player. What would I do with all the tapes.

 

[spok4]

If I had allot of tapes left, I could donate them to the grabage man.