IF game

If I spent more time sleeping and helping others, my new name would be santa clause.
 
If it would cost a mint in blue jeans, I better go get a loan from the bank.
 
if i would have to sell my treasured mopar, i would cry for two weeks
 
If I'm spending a lot of money, i might just go ahead and buy the Kleenex Busch team instead.
 
If I bought the Kleenex Bush team. I would try to drive the car myself.
 
If I didn't burn, then I would get back in the car the next race and go back to racing.
 
If i got back in the car to go back racing, I must be looking for someone to wreck.
 
If I am looking for somebody to wreck, then perhaps I am related to Robby Gordon.
 
If I might be a covict, I be as populer as who ever is in the 49 car.
 
If I be as popular as whoever is in the 49 car, I would hope not to be booted out of the car but still kept under contract because that is wrong.
 
If I hoped not to be booted out of the car but still kept under a contract, I would wont to move to the bush cercent since that can can't handle the WC.
 
If I move to to Busch circuit, then I must not be able to find a Cup ride.
 
If I would work for FOX, hopefully I wouldn't have to say the three words everyone hates to hear.
 
If I didn't have to say the three words everyone hates to hear, people would be happy
 
If there would be no war, Dubya would not be in office trying to be just like daddy
 
If Dubya was not in office trying to be daddy, we would be alot richer.
 
If I had that mp3 player I want, I could throw away this casset player.
 
If I threw away my tape player. What would I do with all the tapes.
 
If I had allot of tapes left, I could donate them to the grabage man.
 
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