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[Zekk]

if i could donate them to the garbage man, then he would have lots of music

 

[nascarwoman]

If had had lots of music, the trash would not be collected

 

[Zekk]

if the trash wern't collected, there would be a rat investation

 

[Ciggie]

If there would be a rat investation, the rats would take over the world...

 

[Gollum]

If there were a rat investation. We may be hit with a plague.

 

[TNBurtonFan]

If we were hit with a plague then alot of people could die.

 

[rpmallen]

If a lot of people would die, then I'd blame Saddam.

 

[TN-Ward-Fan]

If you blame Saddam, you may be wrong.

 

[rpmallen]

If I am wrong, then I am probably Dubbya Bush.

 

[TN-Ward-Fan]

If you don't quit pickin on my prez, I'm gonna let YOU share a state with Gore.

 

[rpmallen]

If I get to share a state with Gore, then I must have invented the Internet, too.

 

[mis-fit]

If I invented the internet, everybody better start paying me for allowing them to be on the net.

 

[rpmallen]

If everyone starts paying me to use the Internet, I'm going to become richer than Gates.

 

[spok4]

If I was richer than Gates, I would be dang rich.

 

[rpmallen]

If I was dang rich, I'd buy a company like Coca Cola.

 

[spok4]

If I could Buy a company, I would buy apple computers and blow them to picese for making the iMacs.

 

[rpmallen]

If I bought Apple Computers, I must be a looney toon.

 

[spok4]

If I was a loonry Toon, I would be a superman.

 

[rpmallen]

If I was superman, I would get the pretty girl in the end.

 

[spok4]

If I had the pretty girl at the end, I would be happy.

 

[rpmallen]

If I was happy, I must be in heaven.

 

[spok4]

If I am in heaven, I died to soon.

 

[rpmallen]

If I died to soon, I just might be a racing legend.

 

[spok4]

If I am a racing Legend, why amd I wasting my time here ?

 

[rpmallen]

if i think you are wasting your time here, then i must be nuts.

 

[spok4]

If I was nuts, I would be a brainless pig that could go to sleep.

 

[Ciggie]

If I would be a brainless pig that could go to sleep, I'd wallow in the mud first...

 

[judas1]

if i would wallow in the mud first, then i wouldnt bother taking a shower

 

[spok4]

If I didn't take a shower, I would smell like roses.

 

[Ciggie]

If I would smell like roses, I would take at least one shower a day..

 

[spok4]

If I took at least one shower a day, I would be clean.

 

[Zekk]

If I would be clean, I could wear white without getting it dirty

 

[spok4]

If I could wear white without getting it dirty, I could try away my black cloths.

 

[Gollum]

If I could throw away my black clothes. I would not have much left.

 

[66mustang]

If I would not have much left, I would be real humble.

 

[spok4]

If I was real humble, I must be a shoe sales man.

 

[66mustang]

If I were a shoe sales person, I'd get free shoes.

 

[nascarwoman]

If you got free shoes, you could give me a pair.

 

[stridsberry]

If you gave me a pair of shoes, it would save me money.

 

[66mustang]

If I could save some money, I'd buy my Mom a birthday present.