IF game

[66mustang]

If I can fit Buckshot Jones in the bag, then maybe its a small bag.

 

[ghettozoe03]

if its a small bag then you know what that means

 

[TNBurtonFan]

You know what that means, I might can put Ward Burton in there too!!!

 

[Zekk]

if i can put Ward Burton in there too, then it would be a little cozy

 

[66mustang]

If it would be a little cozy in the bag, then I'm getting as far away from the bag as I can.

 

[spok4]

If I am getting as far away from the bag as I can, I must be moving at light speed.

 

[rpmallen]

If I must be moving at light speed, I must be the Flash.

 

[Gollum]

If I am not flash. Then I must be aboard the Starship Enterprise.

 

[66mustang]

If I am on the Starship Enterprise, then I hope I don't have big ears.


(Make fun of Kurt Busch in the next one please )

 

[rpmallen]

If I have big ears, I must be Kurt Busch.

(You didn't have to tell me to, 66mustang. )

 

[Gollum]

If I were Kurt Busch. I would look like a stork.

 

[rpmallen]

If I would look like a stork, I might deliver babies.

 

[Gollum]

If I delivered babies. I would be a doctor

 

[mis-fit]

If I was a doctor, then perhaps I would be a rich doctor.

 

[66mustang]

If I was a rich doctor, than maybe I'm a evil rich doctor with fangs.

 

[T-Bird Ro]

If I'm a evil rich doctor with fangs, I live in the Congo

 

[66mustang]

If I live in Congo, I hope there are no strange monkeys there.

 

[Gollum]

If there are strange monkeys there. I will use them in my evil experiments.

 

[rpmallen]

If I would use them in my evil experiments, I would transform them into other animals.

 

[Gollum]

If I turn them into other animals. I would make Kat2220 a bunch of cats.

 

[66mustang]

If I made Kat2220 a bunch of cats, then I'd go crazy.

 

[T-Bird Ro]

If I'd go crazy, I'd be in the majority of the human race!

 

[rpmallen]

If I'd be in the majority of the human race, then i would feel normal.

 

[66mustang]

If I would feel normal, then there really is a first time for everything.

 

[rpmallen]

If there really is a first time for everything, perhaps i will win the lottery.

 

[66mustang]

If you win the lottery, then you should give some money to me.

 

[mis-fit]

If I give money to you, then I will have to give money to everyone who asks. (And I am not that nice.)

 

[ghettozoe03]

if I will have to give money to everyone who asks, then im a complete moron.

 

[Gollum]

If I was a complete moron. I would run for congress.

 

[rpmallen]

If I would run for congress, then I would want a complimentary bag of peanuts.

 

[mis-fit]

If I get a bag of complimentary peanuts, then knowing my luck they will be magical peanuts.

 

[rpmallen]

If they are magical peanuts, then I would throw them at movie stars.

 

[mis-fit]

If I throw them at movie stars, then hopefully they will turn into elephants.

 

[Gollum]

If they turned in to elephants. They would crush the actors and I couls get a job as an actor.

 

[66mustang]

If you got a job as an actor, then you would be smashed be elephants too.

 

[Gollum]

If you got crushed by an elephant. Then you would be a greasy spot on the sidewalk.

 

[66mustang]

If I was a greasy spot on the sidewalk, then I hope I don't attract ants or bees.

 

[rpmallen]

If I attract ants or bees, then I will have to get bug repellant.

 

[Gollum]

If I got a bug repellant. Then It might make me sick.

 

[rpmallen]

If it makes me sick, I will take some medicine to make me feel better.