IF game

[spok4]

If you escaped, You could work at Hardies with all the crazies.

 

[BebiF1]

If I worked at Hardies, then I would be broke off my a$$.

 

[stridsberry]

If I were broke off my @ss, I wouldn't be able to afford a house.

 

[BebiF1]

If I wouldn't be able to afford a house, then I would be homeless.

 

[spok4]

If I was homeless, I could call myself a bodine

 

[stridsberry]

If I was a Bodine, lots of people would be mad at me.

 

[BebiF1]

If lots of people were mad at me, then I would cry.

 

[stridsberry]

If I cried, people would want to cheer me up.

 

[BebiF1]

If people would want to cheer me up, then they would be my friends.

 

[stridsberry]

If they were my friends, I would invite them to parties.

 

[BebiF1]

If I would invite them to parties, then I would have lots of fun.

 

[stridsberry]

If I had lots of fun, I would want the parties to never end.

 

[BebiF1]

If I wanted the parties to never end, then I would be sleep deprived.

 

[stridsberry]

If I were sleep-deprived, I would get very irritable.

 

[Gollum]

If I was very irritable. Some one might give me an attitude adjustment.

 

[nascarwoman]

if someone tried to adjust my attitude, then I'd get angry.

 

[BebiF1]

If I got angry, then I would punch something.

 

[majestyx]

If I punched something, I might hurt myself.

 

[BebiF1]

If I hurt myself, then I should go to the hospital.

 

[stridsberry]

If I went to the hospital, I would have to wait two hours before a doctor would see me.

 

[Gollum]

If I hade to waite two hours befor a doctor could see me. I might get gangrene.

 

[spok4]

If I got gangrene, I would die.

 

[BebiF1]

If I died, then hopefully I would go to heaven.

 

[spok4]

If I went to hevan, I would be happy.

 

[BebiF1]

If I was happy, then I would be smiling.

 

[nascarwoman]

If I were smiling, you could see my teeth.

 

[stridsberry]

If you could see my teeth, you might see food trapped in them.

 

[Gollum]

If I had food traped between them. Then I would have to brush them.

 

[stridsberry]

If I brushed my teeth, my mouth would feel clean.

 

[BebiF1]

If I felt clean, then I wouldnt need a shower.

 

[stridsberry]

If I didn't need a shower, I could wake up later.

 

[Gollum]

If I woke up latter. I would be late for work.

 

[nascarwoman]

If I were late for work, I could get fired.

 

[Gollum]

If I got fired . I would lose my truck.

 

[stridsberry]

If I lost my truck, I'd have to walk to town.

 

[Gollum]

If I hade to walk to town. I would lose weight.

 

[97forever]

If I lost weight,my wife wouldnt know me.

 

[spok4]

Originally posted by 97forever@Apr 8 2003, 09:31 PM
If I lost weight,my wife wouldnt know me.

If I lost my wife, I would need one first.

 

[nascarwoman]

If I had a wife, it just wouldn't be right.

 

[spok4]

If it wouldn't be right, then it must be a american idea.