IF game

If we would need to go to the big red trailer, the color would change when It's the Nextel Cup.
 
If all the cars would be equal, then we would always have different winners.
 
If the points race would be close, the points would be...
1.Matt Kenseth
2.Dale Earnhardt Jr. -1
3.Bill Elliott -2
4.Ward Burton -2
5.Kevin Harvick -2
6.Bobby Labonte -3
7.Tony Stewart -5
8.Ricky Craven -5
9.Jeff Burton -5
10.Terry Labonte -6
 
if the points were like

1.Matt Kenseth
2.Dale Earnhardt Jr. -1
3.Bill Elliott -2
4.Ward Burton -2
5.Kevin Harvick -2
6.Bobby Labonte -3
7.Tony Stewart -5
8.Ricky Craven -5
9.Jeff Burton -5
10.Terry Labonte -6

, it would be hard to place bets on the winnr .
 
If it would be hard to place bets on the winner, Las Vegas would be in turmoil
 
If the the world the way we know it is screwed, there would be chaos in the strees
 
If there would be chaos in the streets, then Happy29 would rise out of the chaos and become the world President
 
If Happy29 would rise out of the chaos and become the world President, then everyone will bomb us.
 
If everyone will bomb us, then Happy will quit the job and give the Presidency to Julia Roberts
 
If Happy will quit the job and give the Presidency to Julia Roberts, then they will still bomb us!
 
If they will still bomb us, then Happy29 will go back in time and attempt to invent the first root beer.
 
If Happy29 will go back in time and attempt to invent the first root beer, he will find that Ward22 had beaten him to it. :)
 
If I will find that Ward22 had beaten me to it, then I'll just travel back into the future with the devastated world and just shoot the breeze !
 
If you'll just travel back into the future with the devastated world and just shoot the breeze, everyone will be confused!
 
If everyone will be confused, then I'll use the time machine to back in time and declare myself President of the United States, again.
 
If you'll use the time machine to back in time and declare yourself President of the United States, then I will run against you in your next election.
 
If you will run against me in the next election, then the frozen Ted Williams will also emerge as a candidate for President.
 
If frozen Ted Williams will also emerge as a candidate for President, then we will unfreeze Walt Disney so that he can build a new amusement park in Iraq.
 
If we will unfreeze Walt Disney so that he can build a new amusement park in Iraq, then the Iraqis will want us to build a McDonalds
 
If the Iraqis will want us to build a McDonalds, they will want us to use bush's face for the clown.
 
If they will want us to use bush's face for the clown, then Dick Cheney will be the hamburgler.
 
(omg)

If they use Dick Cheney will be the hamburgler, I think i'd split my sides laughing.
 
If I think i'd split my sides laughing, then Wendy will be Condaleeza Rice
 
If Wendy will be Condaleeza Rice, then I just don't know what to say. lol.
 
If you dont know what to say, then we need to throw Joe Scarborough into the mix
 
If we need to throw Joe Scarborough into the mix, then we have run out of things to talk about.
 
If we have run out of things to talk about, then lets play Russian Roulette, 5 bullets maximum risk ! :lol:
 
if you play Russian Roulette, 5 bullets maximum risk, i'll sit that game out...
 
If you'll sit that game out, then we wont be able to recreate the Deer Hunter !
 
if we wont be able to recreate the Deer Hunter, that might be a good thing
 
If that might be a good thing, then I'll travel back in time and win the first ever NASCAR Championship
 
if you travel back in time to win the first nascar championship, you'll only have to go to 8 races
 
If only have to go to 8 races, then I will become the greatest driver of the 1950s !
 
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