IF game

[Happy29]

If you will run like OJ, I hope you have a fast car

 

[rpmallen]

If I have a fast car, then I must have stolen a Ferrari.

 

[Happy29]

If you have stolen a Ferrari, then I hope it's Michael Schumachers

 

[Gollum]

If it was Micheal Schumacher's . He would have me arrested.

 

[Happy29]

If He would have you arrested, then Rambo can break you out of jail

 

[MCanyon]

If Rambo can break me out of jail, Then Sylvester Stallones career is not quite over.

 

[MCanyon]

this was a double post that i edited sorry

 

[Happy29]

If Sylvester Stallones career is not quite over, then he will make a Rocky 6

 

[MCanyon]

If Stalone makes Rocky 6, Then Ebert will give it a thumbs down.

 

[Happy29]

If Ebert will give it a thumbs down, Siskel is still dead

 

[MCanyon]

if siskel is still dead, then im betting ted williams is still dead too.

 

[Happy29]

If youre betting ted williams is still dead, then your bet is good

 

[MCanyon]

if my bet is good, then i should go to vegas

 

[steveluvs3]

If you go to vegas, then you might win some money

 

[Happy29]

If you might win some money, then you can buy a mega-death ray capable of enslaving the entire universe.

 

[Coffee Warlord]

If I can buy a mega-death ray capable of enslaving the entire universe, then I'll save that for later

 

[Happy29]

If you'll save that for later, then thats a wise choice

 

[Coffee Warlord]

If thats a wise choice, then the world is safe

 

[Happy29]

If the world is safe , then superman is out of a job

 

[steveluvs3]

if superman is out of a job, then there won't be a remake of the movie.

 

[MCanyon]

if there wont be a remake of the movie, then christopher reeves wont have to get out of his wheel chair.

 

[steveluvs3]

if chris reeves got out of his wheelchair, then he would'nt have to suck on stillborn babies. (If you don't watch south park then you would'nt get that joke)

 

[MCanyon]

if christopher reeves didnt suck on stillborn babies, then southpark would have to come up with new material.

 

[Happy29]

If southpark would have to come up with new material, then Siskel is still dead

 

[MCanyon]

if siskel is still dead, then he is probably giving a thumbs down

 

[Happy29]

If he is probably giving a thumbs down, then Ebert is probably giving a thumps up

 

[MCanyon]

If ebert is giving a thumbs up, then he probably did not watch kill bill

 

[Happy29]

If he probably did not watch kill bill, then Siskel is still pretty much in the coffin.

 

[Coffee Warlord]

If Siskel is still pretty much in the coffin, then theres really nothing to be worried about

 

[Happy29]

If theres really nothing to be worried about, then life is good

 

[rpmallen]

If life is good, then we should all get a million dollars from the government to remind us how good life is.

 

[Coffee Warlord]

If we should all get a million dollars from the government to remind us how good life is, then the government will be in more debt.

 

[Gollum]

If the Goverment was in more debt. Then we would have to raise taxes.

 

[Happy29]

If we would have to raise taxes, then Arnold Schwarzeneger's plan to resuscitate California is kaput

 

[Gollum]

If his plan to resuscitate California is kaput. Then he wont get reelected.

 

[Happy29]

If he wont get reelected, then I will be elected governor in the recall election

 

[esorlxaw]

If you will be elected Governor, then that will be two machines in a row to hold the Governorship of CA.

 

[Riggs10Fan]

If that will be two machines in a row to hold the Governorship of CA, then he will summon more machines and conquer the world

 

[esorlxaw]

IF machines conquer the world, they will need lots of oil.

 

[Riggs10Fan]

If they will need lots of oil, then they will buy Pennzoil products