IF game

If the machines buy Pennzoil products, then they will sponsor another Pennzoil car.
 
If they will sponsor another Pennzoil car, then DEI will rule the world
 
If DEI will rule the world, then Hendrick Motorsports fans would be committing mass suicides
 
If hendrick motorsports fans committ mass suicide, then there would be lot less people in this world.
 
If there would be lot less people in this world, then the problem of world hunger would be solved
 
If the problem of world hunger would be solved, then Bono would be out of a job
 
If Gene Siskel is still dead, then chances are Ebert will be in a few years
 
If chances are Ebert will be in a few years, then we'll have new movie-reviewing guys
 
If we still have movie reviewing guys, then they will still suck pretty hard. (have fun with that one)
 
If the world will eventually explode, then this quick reply box will no longer exist
 
If this quick reply box no longer exists, then some people will have problems replying quickly.
 
If some people will have problems replying quickly, then your candidacy for the position of thread games king will be over
 
If then axl's candidacy for the position of thread games king will be over, then my position as the thread games king is saved
 
If your position of thread games king is saved, then, um, some regicide may be in order.
 
If some regicide may be in order, then I will resign and give the position to Riggs10fan
 
If you resign and give the position to Riggs10Fan, then you would condemn him to death.
 
If you're okay with condemning him to death, then he should seriously re-evaluate his friendship with you.
 
If he should seriously re-evaluate his friendship with me, then he might want to challenge me to a duel
 
If I might want to challenge you to a duel, then swords will be appropriate for dueling
 
If swords will be appropriate for dueling, then you better hope you have a gunblade
 
If I better hope I have a gunblade, then you are not quite the chivalrous dueler as I thought
 
If I am not quite the chivalrous dueler as you thought then you better decline the challenge
 
If Ted Williams is still frozen, then you'd have a hard time trying to defrost and resurrect him
 
If I'd have a hard time trying to defrost and resurrect him. then we'll just give up and decide to freeze Alex Rodriguez
 
If we'll just give up and decide to freeze Alex Rodriguez, then the Red Sox are screwed
 
If the fans don't watch the Red Sox, then they would watch some other crap team.
 
If the red sox fans watched some other crap team then the yankees would have a lot more people watching them play
 
If the yankees would have a lot more people watching them play, then the world is doomed
 
If the world is doomed, then so is USC's chance at a National Championship
 
If USC's chance at a National Championship is also doomed, then the College Football fans will riot and overthrow the BCS
 
If fans riot and overthrow the BCS, then they would get what's coming to them.
 
If they would get what's coming to them, then they'll eventually leave College Football and move the BCS to NASCAR
 
If the BCS moves to NASCAR, then Mark Martin will be the 2004 Nextel champion.
 
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