IF game

If Mark Martin will be the 2004 Nextel champion, then non-Roush fans would rebel and overthrow the BCS
 
If non Roush fans rebelled and overthrew the BCS, the there would be no more BCS!
 
If Oklahoma wouldn't have gotten beat by LSU, then Baton Rouge would be in flames right now.
 
If Baton Rouge would be in flames right now, then the New Orleans Saints have nowhere to play
 
IF the Saints don't have anywhere to play, then it doesn't really matter.
 
If there wouldnt be much to see, then Racing-Forums members would revolt and destroy the Library of Congress for some unknown reason
 
If we revolted and destroyed the Library of Congress for some unknown reason, then we would all try our hardest not to drop the soap in the "big house".
 
If all try our hardest not to drop the soap in the big house, then maybe we won't have to do anyone's laundry.
 
If we won't have to do anyone's laundry, then we can spend out time trying to break out of prison.
 
If we spend our time trying to break out of prison, lets hope that we all saw Tim Robbins in Shawshank Redemption for some ideas.....
 
If we all got ideas for breaking out of prison from Tim Robbins int he Shawshank Redemption, then we would all smell like poo poo.
 
If we would all smell like poo poo, then we would stroll into the national bank the next morning and take all of the warden's money
 
If we takes all the money, then we can sponsor NASCAR our own damn selves.
 
iF we can sponsor NASCAR our own damn selves, it'd now be called the NASCAR Racing-Forums Racing Series
 
If it was called the racing-forums Cup, then Kat would be Jeff Gordon's crew chief.
 
If kat were Jeff Gordon's crew chief, I think he'd be in trouble.
 
If he would be fired, then for some unknown reason, Keanu Reeves will register on Racing-Forums
 
If Keanu Reeves will register on Racing-Forums, then Happy29 is out of a job
 
If Happy29 is out of a job, then Paul remains the undisputed (if somewhat invisible) champion of the post count.
 
If Paul remains the undisputed (if somewhat invisible) champion of the post count, then I will challenge him to a 'friendly' game of Russian Roulette
 
If Happy challenges Paul to a 'friendly' game of Russian Roulette, then someone will lose.
 
If it is the Kool Aid Man, then there will be Kool Aid everywhere.
 
If there is kool aid everywhere, then no one would be thirsty for kool aid.
 
If no one was thirsty for Kool Aid, then Kool Aid would go out of business.
 
If Kool Aid would go out of business, then that is one less company for Bill Gates to compete with
 
If that is one less company for Bill Gates to compete with, then he is one step closer to complete global domination
 
If he is one step closer to complete global domination, then we will be screaming for armed invasion
 
If we are screaming for armed invasion, then we should take up arms and invade.
 
If we might get hurt, then the enemy is hopefully getting massacred in large numbers
 
If the enemy is getting massacred in large numbers, then we will win.
 
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