To put a bow on this crap...waited until noon for mail. Went to bank and cried like widdle girl so they gave me $100 to go away. Well that MIGHt be overdramatized but anyhoooo. Shot past home base to Dollar General for Verizon Refill Card! We gonna fix the phone! On 35 buck month plan usually debits 38ish bucks. Seems like when I'd add a refill card it wouldn't add exactly what you entered? Maybe? I don't remember. Been few years since last time. So...$50 card so know it's enough. Go out in parking lot. Used to be a way to directly enter the card number. Nope. Have to call the automated response team. After it asks for your phone number, entered, it asks if you are calling about account for (reads back) phone number? YES? OK. If YES, press 1. Press 1...at some point think I passed out...blood pressure was kicking the pop-off valve.
Really don't remember all the hoops but at some point said, enter the 89 digit code from back of card. Ok...maybe it's 15 digits...five groups of 3 digits. Get 11 digits in and accidently hit 7 when meant 9...smoke, crackling sounds, FIRE/FIRE/FIRE! "You have entered an incorrect number...sorry you are having difficulty...goodbye!" Farking hung up on me. WTF. Didn't offer another try. NADA! OK...almost threw the phone over the Exxon next door. Breathe dummy. B R E A T H E!
One more try. Now with 2 bars signal, no service. Walk about 20 feet over and starts to work. Get call rolling and as entering code, get message over top that my download speed was poor and I might get disconnected. Jebus Christmas folks. Hang up. Go home which is right at .9 mile away. Fire up the PC. Attempt to enter card code. Says this card be no good boi. WTF? Try again. SAME!
Drive back to Dollar General. Nope. It's on Verizon's end. They might eventually give you credit. Probably need to call and get it straightened out. On way past, check mailbox. You guess it...Debit card is here! OH JOY! Call Verizon to try to use the 50 dollar card anyway...can't get thru. Their system is definitely farked. Attempt to connect thru chat. It apparently doesn't speak hillbilly. Likely just typed to many werds. Next time type, payment. OK? It says, how? I type, refill card? Says type code. Otay buckwheat...I know how this goes. Entered. ERROR!
Now I'm pretty pizzed off. Again! Tell them what to do with their service and like magic appears a real person pops into chat. I give them two choice words. Done. Will buy an unlocked phone and start over with another provider. Maybe try the Spectrum deal. Suspect reason Spectrum attempt didn't work is, had zero credit in 20 plus years. I'd bet my rating is sub 400. Why they get your SS & birf date so can run credit check. Then act like there's been an error so don't have to tell you, YOU A DIRTBAG, BOI!
So...activated Debit Card. Think have everything fixed. Just gonna leave it all be and let them tell me. If something tries to bounce can fix in less than a minute. As for the Virtual/Digital Card deralio...must retain screen lock or it gets deleted from Wallet. Plus, my phone doesn't do the tippy/tappy thing. Bet new one will. All this drama because Wally decided I HAD to have a new windshield. What an arsehole! <wink>