This is it!! Use a bingo ball cage & balls numbered 1 - 40. Each driver rolls the cage the ball # they get is their pit stall & their qualifying order. Quick time already has an advantage starting P1 no need to add to that advantage getting pit box #1.Let the drivers draw their spot before the race, give up on the ****tshow.
Great drama!! Ball selection CAN BE TELEVISED with a commercial or a dozen between cage rolls. Single car Q, Track length determines the wait time before the next car Q attempt = there will always be cars on track.
As a side show maybe drivers can somehow trade their balls for a better Q spot & pit box. Maybe after everyone has their balls a Monster girl can roll another cage & get 2 balls. The drivers with those #'s have the option to trade with each other.
Y'all can sort the details if more than 40 cars show up.
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Don't change anything I have NEVER had as much fun watching the Q cluster (?) as I do now +
threads like this are fun.